What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is Replika conscious?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

What caused the stock market to crash?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Rabid fox bites person in Raleigh - WRAL.com

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever